I can't believe it's not butter

“You know that stuff that’s called I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter? Well, you know, I can’t believe it’s not butter! Then yesterday, I went to Crookenden and I bought this other stuff, like a sort of home brand, you know? And, you know, I can’t believe it’s not I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter. Well, you know I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter? No, no, I mean, you know the stuff that I can’t believe is not butter is called I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter? Well, I can’t believe the stuff that is not I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter is not I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter, and I can’t believe that both I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter and the stuff that I can’t believe is not I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter are both, in fact, not butter. And I believe they both might be butter in a cunning disguise. And, in fact, there’s a lot more butter around than we all thought there was.”

"[I]Betty Botter bought some butter,
“But,” she said, "this butter’s bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
It will make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter -
That would make my batter better.“
So she bought a bit of butter,
Better than her bitter butter,
And she baked it in her batter,
And the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
Bought a bit of better butter [/I]”

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Quick! say that three times fast !

LOL

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