Suggestions on how to make stuff hit the fan

[TalonD]

Now it is such a bizarrely improbably coincidence that anything so mindbogglingly useful [the Babel fish] could have evolved by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God.
The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED"
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

-- Douglas Adams, The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy

[Shr1k]

don't panic :d

[Master Tang]

No matter where you are, you're always in the middle...

[TalonD]

No matter where you are, you're always in the middle...

reminds me of another quote I heard once. Sounds like a Yogi-ism

"no matter where you're at... there you are!"

[rtv2]

If you really want to know how to make the, "Fecal matter hit the rotating oscillator!" read my next thread in the melting pot. (Coming in a few short minutes.)

[Peirce]

Are there any preppers in here?

[Master Tang]

Are there any preppers in here?

LMAO Okay, with so many pending 'end of the world' possibilities, what are the chances a prepper has prepped for the right one?

My thoughts?

Why the hell would anyone in their right mind, want to live through an apocalypse? If a meteor hit the Pacific, I'm driving to the shoreline to meet the wave head on.


I've watched that show a few times. My god... the stupidity of it all. A woman convinced that there will be a pandemic virus outbreak was making her kids scrub down outside before they entered the house as a drill. It was almost freezing outside, and it seemed to be a holiday or family gathering of some sort.

Sheer lunacy...