Best Trader Analogy

I wanted to make this thread before the holiday when its slow, but I can’t wait and I might forget.

So we know traders make millions of analogies what’s the best one you’ve ever heard?

Mine so far is from eremarket / jay

“The martingale system is like playing russian roulette with a 1000 round chamber, you will get lucky most of the time but once you hit that 1 bullet your done”