If I do really really well in a demo account, do I get an imaginary hot girlfriend?
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haaa haaā¦
same question i have , there is any chance ?
Theyāre grossly overrated. As old mate Zobra said
āAm I not a man? And is a man not stupid? Iām a man, so I married. Wife, children, house, everything. The full catastropheā
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We have a very workable solution:
I am allowed to be the boss of the houseā¦and she makes all the decisions! 
BTW: I have to hand it to Google. Now when I open this thread, instead of the usual FX adverts on all the other threads, I am suddenly getting banner adverts inviting me to date āRussian loveliesā 
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SOmething just ppped into my inbox, which made me think f this thread 
"ā¦
A 75-year-old man is having a drink in a bar. Suddenly a gorgeous girl
enters and sits down a few
seats away. The girl is so attractive that he just canāt take his eyes off her. After a short while, the girl
notices his staring, and approaches him. Before the man has time to apologize, the girl looks him deep in
the eyes and says to him in a sultry tone: āIāll do anything youād like. Anything you can imagine in your
wildest dreams, it doesnāt matter how extreme or unusual it is, Iām game. I want $100, and thereās another
conditionā. Completely stunned by the sudden turn of events, the man asks her what her condition
is.āYou have to tell me what you want me to do in just three wordsā The man takes a moment to consider
the offer from the beautiful woman. He then whips out his wallet and puts ten - $10 bills in her outstretched
hand. He then looks her square in the eyes, and says slowly and clearly: āPaint my house.ā (Our needs
change as we get older) ā¦"
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You mean āRun Forest, Runā ?? lmao thatās from the movie Forrest Gump and he definitely wasnāt a trader lol
Impressive stuff by Google, as you say: their IP recognition software has even worked out that youāre not far from Russia and could pop over the border to collect one.
I hope your wife doesnāt use the same computer as you, though.
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Oh!!! So thatās why I keep getting these male escort adverts!!! 
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Well Iām glad this thread made a few of you laugh 
That was itās purpose after all!
Thought Iād pop back here after a few months away and a retired account 
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But donāt forget to keep going to the gymā¦
Thatās funny, but on serious note, thereās no relationship between Forex and beautiful wife at all.
If it does, if youāre attracted by woman through Forex, it represents that your inner part is unattractive, itās your money man who was attracted, not real you. And donāt forget, money man can be anyone.
For me, the term beautiful comes from those looking for inner character as a primary part, concern about inner self. Otherwise, donāt know why people still didnāt realize the true definition of marriage, led them broke, or shattered hope for children.
If youāre not, big hugs are here.
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I donāt know about a wife but forex can certainly give you money. You need to remain grounded and not day dream. You need to learn the basics and fundamentals of trading first. I hope you also have control over your emotions.