Joke of the day

Is that real? Or just a photoshopped joke?

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They forgot The Indian - Namaste :pray:t3:

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The hi-five defeats the purpose, it requires physical contact.

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Lol, this is hilarious. It’s just a great idea to post jokes on a forum to cheer people up. It’s cool to write this every day, so people can get a little distracted and catch their breath. Here’s a joke from me: We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police XD

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Ha, I loved that one, thank you!

No one cares about it now, hope it doesn’t come back.

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:rofl: :joy:

Hey guys…who would have thought that a day would come when
a security guard would be checking a Doctor’s temperature.Just
something my wife noticed when she visited the clinic yesterday… :laughing: :point_right: :mask:

We live in odd times, that’s for sure. I definitely do not like them.

I came across a Comedian (Someone who tells jokes - for our younger members) - here’s a few minutes of slightly non-PC related to our “woke times”
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Chinese guy goes into a bureaux de change in London to change some Yuan, gets his change and leaves.
Next day he decides that he needs more Yuan changing, goes to bureaux de change again.
This time he gets less sterling for his Yuan and is very displeased. He asks the cashier why he is getting less sterling for same Yuan.

Cashier - “Fluctuations”
China man - "FLUCT YOU EUROPEANS ! "

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Should we build a statue to Jim Davidson ?
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@Falstaff
The wokes have a dreadful habit of making fools of themselves !
I don’t know Jim but I knew is ex Tracy Hilton.
Just a bit of name dropping - giving my age away again, :wink:

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@Falstaff

I’ve just heard the latest ’ Woke news’ on RT News.
‘English grammar is racist’ !

It reminds me of the story of the teacher taking an English lesson with a class of juniors.

Teacher asks them to each make a sentence with the word DANDELION in it.
Little West Indian boy’s hand shoots up.
Teacher - “Good Leroy and what is your sentence ?”
Leroy - “In Africa, da cheetah run faster dan-de-lion” :slightly_smiling_face:

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LOL much needed is this laughter dose in such serious times.