Hello everyone, my name is Colin Sumner. I live in the English Midlands, and have absolutely no experience of trading. I barely have any experience of using digital technology, so I will need a lot of forbearance. In my favour, I consider myself a quick learner and fairly bright. I’m looking forward to a happy relationship with the group.
Hi Colin, welcome to the forum.
That’s the position from which every one of us started off, at some point. 
Technically, I suppose we all started off from that position, too (although many people will have been using a computer before they started learning to trade).
Good luck, and we look forward to hearing more from you as and when you’ve assimilated enough information to be able to formulate specific questions. (You already to know to start here, probably?)