Couldn’t help myself 
:o
ending the story :56::56:
starting story again
john was very
tired that morning
and full of
fish and grits
which gave him
bad breath and…
terrible gas so…
-hold your nose-
(side note: by the way I’m so disappointed that no one made a rhyme with grits! )
When he lit
his cigarette with…
a $100 bill
of Monopoly money
all that gas
ignited the passion
of Gertie, his…
big red dog
better known as
an Irish gas-hound