The hardest part of introducing yourself is trying to figure out what matters. 
I’m a fifty-something aspiring writer. So far in my working life I’ve tried almost anything that would generate some sort of income. Recently I realized that unless my retirement plans include purchasing a winning lottery ticket, I need a source of income that isn’t tied to any particular location or infrastructure. Hopefully I can learn enough here to win more than I lose.
Joe
Lottery; A special tax levied on those who are really poor at math.