Most of my post was in jest.
As for the actuality of it I don't know. If I've joined forums in the past that I didn't like, I've just never gone back to them. There's not much linking you to this site. You should have a thread removal option for this on on your edit button in your first post.
Hit it, this thread goes away, and just never sign in again.
Short of that, hit the report button here, and a mod should see it and possibly grant your request.
Hope you find what you are looking for.