I like Yogi'isms
"When you get to the fork in the road... take it"
"infinity gets pretty boring, especially towards the end"
"Funny as a screen door on a submarine"
-an old friend of mine
"You can't sometimes never tell what to least expect the most"
"Of all the people I've ever known, you are all certainly some of them"
"Quitters never win and winners never quit"
-me... and probably others...
"if it weren't for bad luck I'd have no luck at all"
"There are 10 kinds of people in the world, Those who understand binary and those who don't"
"Quantum mechanics use jumper cables"
ok, that's enough!