This morning while I was in the process of waking up and having a cup of tea, my cat jumped up onto my trading desk and walked over the keyboard and sold 100m USD.JPY. Luckily as it turned out there was just enough liquidity in my acc to support this trade as soon after the entry the yen began a steep climb. Anyway I exited the trade at a huge gain naturally and I’m off to the carribbean for the rest of my days. Sadly I will not be able to take the cat. Good luck all.
Jezz wizz. Wish I had a $200 000 trading account and a broker who offer 1000 lot trade size. Guess 1 plus 1 can equal 3.
Think we need to wish you good luck!
So who’s feeding the cat (sorry: “tha” cat)?
Well, if you can’t take your cat on a vacation you could at least buy it some gourmet cat food. I am sure it will appreciate it. 
Your cat might be good at trading, don’t you think?) If it’s true, let it sit at the computer and trade instead of you while you meanwhile do your things)