Oh, wait, you’ve heard that one already.
Okay, how about this one…
Two women are walking down Wall Street in Lower Manhattan, when they come upon an ugly frog sitting on the curb.
The frog says, “Excuse me, ladies, could you help me, please? I was a big-shot currency trader at that bank across the street, until an evil witch cast a spell on me, and turned me into a frog. But, if one of you lovely ladies would kiss me, then I’ll be restored to my former self!”
Immediately, one of the women grabs the frog, tosses him into her purse, and snaps it shut. Her companion says, “What are you doing? He said if you kiss him, he’ll turn back into a currency trader!”
The first woman says, “Well, the way I see it, a currency trader isn’t worth nearly as much as a talking frog.”
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