Well, then, this Bud’s for you, Bub.
• At 65 per cent alcohol, Armageddon is more potent than whisky or brandy
• It is brewed in Aberdeenshire and each 330ml bottle contains 22 units
• Bottles cost £80 in the shops but can be bought from brewers half-price
Distillers of fine Scotch whiskey are not pleased about this upstart brewer’s intrusion into the high-octane end of the booze market. So, to fight back, the makers of Chivas Regal have introduced a 200-proof “beer” called Doomsday, which is consumed by intravenous injection. Each 200-ml bottle comes with 10 sterile syringes, plus an I.V. needle and a length of surgical tubing. Just kidding about all that.