I noticed you said you have to much money to know what to do with..
In all seriousness, care to help a fellow trader out that hasn't been given the opportunity you have had?
5k should kick me off nicely and i can pay you my profits back as they come until repaid. Trading is risky but, so it would have to be more of a Gentlemans agreement,
You said you donate a lot to charity, if my 5k actually kicks starts my career in trading i solemnly swear to pay 25% of profits to charity of your choice.
Not even kidding