"Quotes" worth quoting

I see no pic chizzenpips =(

[B][I]Inflation hasnā€™t ruined everything. A dime can still be used as a screwdriver.[/I][/B]

~Quoted in P.S. I Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

And people told me I couldnā€™t learn anything from Star Trek.

Itā€™s easy to be wise, all you have to do is think of something stupid to say and then donā€™t say it.

ā€œIā€™m not one to question the authenticity of Barack Obamaā€™s birth certificate.
When I look at his policies, I do question what planet heā€™s from.ā€

Former Minnesota Governor Tim Pawlenty, addressing an Iowa audience

ā€œThe true sign of intelligence is not knowledge, but imagination.
Imagination is more important than knowledge. For knowledge is limited to all we now know and understand,
while imagination embraces the entire world, and all there ever will be to know and understand.ā€

Albert Einstein

the world didnā€™t end yesterdayā€¦ bummer dude !

ā€œTo do right is to bring to yourself the best and most lasting result for happiness. You must prove this for yourself.ā€

ā€œDoing right is not, however, doing what others may say or think to be right. If you have no standard of right and wrong of your own, you are acting always on the standard held or made by othersā€

See, he really did invent the internetā€¦ Quote from the bore Al Gore:

Iā€™ll be offering my vision when my campaign begins. And it will be comprehensive and sweeping. And I hope that it will be compelling enough to draw people toward it. I feel that it will be. But it will emerge from my dialogue with the American people. Iā€™ve traveled to every part of this country during the last six years. During my service in the United States Congress, [U][B]I took the initiative in creating the Internet. [/B][/U]I took the initiative in moving forward a whole range of initiatives that have proven to be important to our countryā€™s economic growth and environmental protection, improvements in our educational system.[52]

Quote of the week:

ā€œI went beyond the speed I should have been going on a public roadā€¦ā€

NASCAR driver Kyle Busch, after being ticketed by Deputy Sheriffs
for going 128 mph in a 45-mph speed zone on a North Carolina road.

Busch was test-driving a prototype Lexus LFA 2-seat sports car.

According to one of the deputies, when asked why he was driving so fast,
Busch replied, ā€œThis is just a toyā€.

Oh, well, that explains it!

Lexus LFA - top speed 202 mph

If you want to ā€œdriveā€ fast, go get your pilot license. No speed signs, no traffic lights and no cops.

There are [B]3[/B] kinds of people in lifeā€¦
[B]Sheep[/B]-the general masses-lead them to still waters and green pastures and they will happily sit back as you slaughter their young and steal their wool leaving them exposed to the elements.

[B]Shepherds[/B]-politics,religion,morality,medicine,education,law,currency,internet-their sole purpose in existence is to control,use,or exterminate anyone who isnā€™t them.

[B]Wolves[/B]-the self aware-those fortunate few who can act with complete indifference to the will of the shepherds,who only want to be left alone to pillage in peace.

This was all just a roundabout way of saying there are [B]2[/B] kinds of people in death
Those who [B][B]simply lived[/B][/B](the resource wasting parasites)
and Those who [B]were alive[/B],so I implore you to go do something crazy ~ Jean

noā€¦ there are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who donā€™t.

ā€œNo one can save me, the damage is doneā€ - Tattoo I saw on a porn star(pretty sure itā€™s in a bon jovi song as well)

and not ashamed to admit the previous post went way over my head something that doesnā€™t happen too often, I applaud you sir :35:

Donā€™t know why nothing happens if I press the like button. Maybe my browser lost the binary system and got aware of 10d fingers.

for those who donā€™t know. 10 is the binary representation of the decimal number 2. Geeky programmer humor ! :smiley:

I used to know a guy who actually balanced his checkbook in hexadecimal or it may have been octal I donā€™t remember nowā€¦ talk about being geeky!

it probably got caught in a bit bucket or maybe there is a kink in the wireless cable so the signal couldnā€™t get through! LOL

Ha! Now itā€™s working again. I stepped away from the wifi cable.

ā€œwho the fuk is Justin Beiberā€
-Ozzy Osbourn

ā€œYou see, in this world thereā€™s two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You digā€¦ā€ ~Man With No Name

OH and hey all, (Iā€™ve been gone for like a year from Forex haha)