"Quotes" worth quoting

“I die every night… but then I wake up in the morning.”

“there are three types of people in this world. Those who can count, and those who can’t.”- Unknown source.

“success comes in cans. Failure comes in cannots”- my dad, but probably originally from somewhere else.

Also, I thought Forest Gump came up with “s*** happens”.

TWHM

My [I][B]moo goo gai pan[/B][/I] came with a fortune cookie containing this gem:

Man who look for advice inside stale cookie
probably make good busboy. — Ask waitress for application.

A friend of mine always said that you should append the words “in bed” to every fortune cookie.
"Man who look for advice inside stale cookie probably make good busboy in bed"
LOL
works every time!

I think you mean, “Ask waitress for application in bed.”

“When you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing; when you see that money is flowing to those who deal not in goods, but in favors; when you see that men get rich more easily by graft than by work, and your laws no longer protect you against them, but protect them against you. . . you may know that your society is doomed.”

Ayn Rand from “Atlas Shrugged”

From Mark Douglas:

“Most people give up upon the bowl of coins just when they are almost at the end of the rainbow”

“No pressure No diamonds”

“The world steps aside to a man who knows where to go”

From Leonardo Da Vinci:

“The man whi stares at a distant star will never hesitate”

“If you have patience norhing will harm you”

"Increasing America’s debt weakens us domestically and internationally.

Leadership means that ‘the buck stops here’.

Instead, Washington is shifting the burden of bad choices today onto the backs of our children and grandchildren.

America has a debt problem, and a failure of leadership. Americans deserve better."

Senator Barack Obama


That’s one of the few sensible things that Obama has ever said.

That was back in 2006, when Obama voted [B]not to raise the U.S. debt limit[/B].

That was before the Obama Regime came along to “lead from behind”.

“Leading from behind” — that’s the very [B]definition[/B] of a “failure of leadership”.

And yes, Obama, Americans deserve a hell of a lot better.

[I]I know traders who can never seem to hang on and follow a good system because of a compulsive need for action. I know other traders who have a greater need to be right most of the time than they have a need for the money they can make”.[/I]

[B]J. Welles Wilder. Jnr.[/B]

[Obama] is losing a battle in which he had superior forces —
the presidency, and the U.S. Senate.
In the process he revealed that his foes have given him too much mystique.
He is not a devil, an alien, or a socialist.
He’s a loser. And this is America, where nobody loves a loser.

Peggy Noonan, [I][B]The Wall Street Journal[/B][/I], Saturday, July 30, 2011

You have said. God hear your preyers, we are all sick of fascism and hatred.

“We’ve got to keep an eye on the battle that we face: The war on workers.
And you see it everywhere, it is the tea party.
And you know, there is only one way to beat and win that war…

President Obama, this is your army. We are ready to march.
Let’s take these sons of *****es out…"
James Hoffa, Jr., president of the Teamsters Union


“take these sons of *****es out”? — Not if we see you first, Hoffa.

Hoffa, isn’t he burried under a football stadium or something? :smiley: Oh was that Sr.? LOL

It’s ironic that the right to make that statement started with a Tea Party…

“Well, that was fun. Who wants to go again?”
~JoshG

I’m not an American, so I can’t really say I have the educational basis for this statement, but… I’m not so sure the ‘Teapartyers’ of yesteryear and the Tea Partyers of today are the same kind of people… Today’s TPers seem a little… I want to say ‘crazy’, but that’s not the right wording…

All the big political parties are nuts.

In the tea party, democrat, republican, libertarians, there are factions. There are way to rabid ones, and the middle of the road ones.

I wish there was a “Common Sense” party. All of them seem to be missing that attribute.

Common Sense parties wouldn’t get votes, because they’d never be in the news.

Oops, forgot the quote…
"Politics: From the Latin word ‘poli’, meaning ‘many’, and ‘tics’, meaning ‘tiny, bloodsucking creatures’.
~Robin Williams

Oh letz have a party, lol.

The best thing would be if the salary of all politicians would be coupled to the gdp or any number what represents the wealth of the country. The only issue with that is if it would coupled, they would find a way to fake those numbers.

That’s interesting.

HOw feasible is that?